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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

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