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Seersucker Thursday is an annual tradition in the United States Congress in which senators wear clothing made of seersucker on National Seersucker Day, traditionally observed on a \"'nice and warm day' in the second or third week of June\". This light, cotton-based material is associated with the warm and humid climate of the Southern United States.
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