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{"type":"standard","title":"Aoteadrillia","displaytitle":"Aoteadrillia","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3176480","titles":{"canonical":"Aoteadrillia","normalized":"Aoteadrillia","display":"Aoteadrillia"},"pageid":26970976,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Aoteadrillia_wanganuiensis_001.jpg","width":136,"height":243},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Aoteadrillia_wanganuiensis_001.jpg","width":136,"height":243},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1009704176","tid":"cec04dd9-7add-11eb-a301-b0c74407fe47","timestamp":"2021-03-01T22:31:04Z","description":"Genus of gastropods","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoteadrillia","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoteadrillia?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoteadrillia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aoteadrillia"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoteadrillia","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Aoteadrillia","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoteadrillia?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aoteadrillia"}},"extract":"Aoteadrillia is a genus of sea snails, marine gastropod mollusks in the family Horaiclavidae.","extract_html":"
Aoteadrillia is a genus of sea snails, marine gastropod mollusks in the family Horaiclavidae.
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From June to August 2022, persistent heatwaves affected parts of Europe, causing evacuations and killing tens of thousands. These heat waves were the deadliest meteorological events in 2022. The highest temperature recorded was 47.0 °C (116.6 °F) in Pinhão, Portugal, on 14 July.
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