{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Gary Waslewski","displaytitle":"Gary Waslewski","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5526114","titles":{"canonical":"Gary_Waslewski","normalized":"Gary Waslewski","display":"Gary Waslewski"},"pageid":17369284,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/Gary_Waslewski.jpg/330px-Gary_Waslewski.jpg","width":320,"height":462},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Gary_Waslewski.jpg","width":516,"height":745},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279378296","tid":"af58906e-fbdb-11ef-bc86-21ab23c0cce6","timestamp":"2025-03-08T05:10:43Z","description":"American baseball player (born 1941)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Waslewski","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Waslewski?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Waslewski?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gary_Waslewski"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Waslewski","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Gary_Waslewski","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Waslewski?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gary_Waslewski"}},"extract":"Gary Lee Waslewski is an American former professional baseball player who played as a pitcher from 1967 to 1972. He accrued an 11–26 win–loss record, plus 5 saves in his career, with an ERA of 3.44.","extract_html":"
Gary Lee Waslewski is an American former professional baseball player who played as a pitcher from 1967 to 1972. He accrued an 11–26 win–loss record, plus 5 saves in his career, with an ERA of 3.44.
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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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